What kind of traveler are you?
After your holiday is over check the boxes for what you did while in Koh Samui and find out your score to see what kind of traveler you are?
While in Koh Samui have you………
Seaweed
You clearly find it hard to be away from the beach and will stay there relaxing all day until you look like Morgan Freeman. You can often be found ordering Pizza Hut on your iphone while sitting on the airbed out at sea. You are not used to giving tips and when the delivery boy swims out to deliver the Pizza you tell him to never get off a moving bus.
Gordon Gecko
You occasionally venture away from the bungalow but are worried you might get eaten by a larger scarier creature such as a Lady boy. You eat moderately spicy food in the hotel restaurant and love to have a laugh and joke with the hotel staff in your nativelanguage. In the airport each year when leaving for your holidays you are still cumbersome on the horizontal escalators and have to hold on like Crocodile Dundee arriving in New York for the first time. You spend all day wishing there was one of these moving you from the sun bed to the pool bar because it’s just too dam hot.
Marco Polo
You’re very cultured, a real adventurer and are always willing to try new experiences. You can say no thanks I wouldn’t like anymore chili on my banana split in four different languages and “$200 !! I thought you really liked me in ??” in 34. While on the beach you are always thinking about heading off to the temples around the rest of South East Asia, especially Laos as this is when youaccidentally entered an opium den with your family in 2005 and woke up in the hotel with only one kidney and Auntie Joan missing too.
Genghis Khan
You have no fear and have probably been around the world 22 times with 22 different people. In fact you’re probably still lost after going to visit Australia in 1994. You consider eating buffalo testicle sandwiches a delicacy. Just to keep travelling previous occupations included tuk tuk mechanic in Bangladesh, pensioner gigolo in Japan, human cannonball in Hungary, local government fish counter on the Hunagpu river in Chinaand Osama Bin Laden’s personal beard gardener.